Susah Ke Duduk Di Mesia??

2 hari lepas, pegi ke kedai,. (dey, apa daa, pegi kedai pon nak bagi tau ke???)
bukan la ngok...,. macam ni citenye, ke kedai orang melayu yang bersebelahan dengan kedai orang cina,. kebiasaannya, aku & kengkawan akan ke kedai cina, dan jarang ke kedai melayu,. tapi, atas rasa ingin membantu orang melayu, aku pon ke kedai melayu,.(alasan,sebenarnya kedai cina ramai orang)

bermula satu episod geram bila aku nak beli roti gardenia saje,. ala, resepi uncle snokle tu,. (eh?? itu ke ejaan dia??)

tetibe, seorang brother yang kurang pasti kehensemannya bertanya kepada isteri tokey kedai,. (diingatkan, ini kedai melayu)

"kak, gula ader kak??"

org tu jawab

"tak de la gula, susah la malaysia ni, gula pon tak de".., siap dengan muka terjuih2 konon marah kan malaysia,. konon hidup di malaysia susah.,

lepas bayar roti, aku pon blah,. nak je aku sound, "akak pegi la bukak kedai dekat zimbabwe, kot senang dapat gula,. tak pon,ke timor leste ke,.mongolia ke...."





tapi, tu semua cakap dalam hati,. kalo sound nanti, cakap anak dara kurang sopan pulak,.







haiiissssss...,geram ni geram,

gamba diatas hanya hiasan semata2...ahaks!!


ps: maaf, saya punya nilai patriotisme yang tinggi,.

Muara...My HomeTown....~

The country of Brunei, situated along the South China Sea, is separated into four distinct and gorgeous districts. Belait, Tutong, and Temburong each have a story to tell visitors, but many are most enchanted by what they find at Brunei-Muara.

Serving as the home of the capital of Brunei, Bandar Seri Begawan, the small district of Brunei-Muara is only 570 square kilometers. Despite having a reputation as the smallest district in the country, Brunei-Muara is home to the nation’s airport, to the bustling ports off of Brunei Bay, and to some of the country’s most active commercial districts and government offices.

More than three quarters of the land in Brunei is considered tropical rainforest. Fortunately, most of the Brunei-Muara area has been urbanized and is easy to navigate – a plus for tourists already unsure of themselves in a foreign country. There are quite a number of incredible things to see and do in Brunei-Muara. Here are just a few to get you started.

The Royal Palace

Also known as Nurul Iman Palace, or Istana Nurul Iman, the royal palace in Brunei-Muara is one of the largest residential palaces in the entire world. The palace not only serves as the home of His Majesty, but also houses the government offices of the Prime Minster.

The palace was built on a series of hills near the river, in a plush atmosphere full of thriving plant and wildlife. You’ll be astounded by the incredible combination of Malay and Islamic architectural design used to influence the creation of this site.

Jerudong Park Playground

A trip to the Jerudong Park Playground is one you’ll particularly enjoy if you have children in tow. The theme park itself opened in 1994 and, set on the South China Sea, quickly became a hit amongst locals and tourists alike.

Inside the park you’ll find a series of fun rides, including paddle boats and roller coasters. You’ll also find a series of gorgeous walkways and a train ride, both designed to guide you through the area’s tropical gardens.

The Brunei Museum

The Brunei Museum itself is an incredible site for anyone interested in the area’s past and developing history. Located in the Kota Batu area, the museum sits on the Brunei River, about 6 kilometers away from the capital city.

Inside the museum you’ll find an incredible collection of artwork depicting the development of the culture of Brunei. Some of the most impressive are the collections of old glassware, military artifacts, and old ceramics and jewelry. Of particular interest to historians is the series of paintings depicting the Holy Qur’an.

Omar Ali Saifuddien Mosque

The Omar Ali Saifuddien Mosque is located in the center of the capital city Bandar Seri Begawan itself. Completed in 1958, the mosque isn’t one of the oldest in the area, but it is certainly one of the most impressive.

Inside the mosque you’ll find a number of materials, all of which were imported from different areas of the world. Amongst other things, the architects imported granite material from China, special carpets from Saudi Arabia, and incredible pieces of marble from Italy.

The mosque is closed to non-Muslims on Thursdays and Fridays. Visitors to Brunei-Muara may arrange for tours on other days.

Kampung Ayer

The small village of Kampung Ayer is another incredible site to see. The people of Brunei refer to the area as the “Venice of the East,” and for good reason. You can only get to Kampung Ayer via a small footbridge or by boat.

The village is home to more than 30,000 people, many of whom live on small houses held up over the Brunei River with stilts. Visitors to the area can explore the fascinating architecture and get to know some of the members of this close-knit community. The wooden walkways connecting the houses bring this incredible historic community together.

Warnings for Travelers

Brunei, for all intensive purposes, is considered a very safe place to visit. It is important, however, to remember that the sultanate is considered an absolute monarchy set in a strict Islamic country. You must take special care to avoid violating any type of religious law or custom while you are visiting. Don’t forget:

• Never wear revealing clothes (stick to loose, cotton clothing to help you deal with the heat);
• Never point your finger at anyone or anything;
• Never say anything ill-willed or negative about the royal family; and
• Never use your left hand to handle food.

Brunei-Muara may not be one of the largest districts in Brunei, but it is definitely the most important. No trip to Brunei is complete without a visit to this area. ENJOYY!!!

Situasi di Sebuah Pasaraya area opis aku..Sebagai seorang pengguna barangan Silky Girl yang tegar, aku telah ke pasaraya ni,. (note: terpaksa sebut raya walopun belum raya sebab nama nya tetap pasarRAYA),. nama pasaRAYA dirahsiakan,.

aku tanya macam ni, "saya nak roll-on perfume silky girl, ader??"

budak - pompuan-tu-cakap: "ader2 ikut saya"

aku ikut,. bila sampai satu tempat, tau dia tunjuk ape?? area roll-on deodoran!!!!!

bila aku terangkan yang aku nak perfume, bukan deodoran, itu pon dia tak paham,. dia asyik kata yang deodoran itu ialah roll on perfume yang aku nak,. ermmm salah sape eh??

ps: gambar kat atas aku dapat bila aku google search taip 'roll on perfume silky girl' ('',)

TEKKEN

Wah ada MOVIE baru la…. ni yg aku suka nie..huhuhu.. dh lama x tengok wayang .. ..huhuhu...TEKKEN....agak2 korang best tak citer neh....setahu aku ni adaptation dari VG popular....tp selalunye filem VG adaptation selalunye memang mengecewakankan..contoh street fighter (Van Damme),Street Fighter- Chun li * dah dua kali remake still suck.....DOA (story line tak gempak sgt,but sinematografi & aktress die bleh tahan la)...Mortal Kombat (CGI sgt teruk,acting memualkan).....harap2 TEKKEN tak mengecewakan lah.....hero pun hensem bleh tahan.....tpi why they choose caucasian....is it Jin Kazama (hero lam VG neh) suppose to be Japanese......spatutnye amik la Takeshi Kaneshiro or Aktor Hkong Aaron Kwok...baru sesuai.....by the way neh poster nyer!

....

meh baca sinopsis nya :

Sypnosis

The critically acclaimed Namco videogame franchise TEKKENTM is set to come to life on the big screen. Rising from the ashes of a crumbled civilization, gladiatorial combat has replaced warfare, and ruthless fighters pit themselves against one another in a bid for global supremacy. In the midst of the greatest tournament ever known, one warrior attempts to fulfill his destiny and become King of the Iron Fist.
Civilization as we know it has been destroyed and in it’s place a dystopian world order has arisen with seven all-powerful corporations controlling the planet. America is under the totalitarian leadership of the mighty Tekken Corporation and it’s CEO Heihachi Mishima (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa), who rules absolutely from the capital of Tekken City. Those outside the metropolis’s walls lead a life of fear and despair, fighting for survival as outcasts in a harsh world where resources are scarce. Rising from this poverty is Jin (Jon Foo), who is driven by nothing more than a desire to murder the man who killed his mother (Tamyln Tomita). In order to exact his revenge Jin must defeat the world’s most elite fighters and win the ‘Iron Fist’ Tournament. However this journey will show Jin a past that his mother had tried to hide from him and force him to realize a future that threatens to tear him apart.

So.. banyak karektor yang akan berlakon dalam citer nie… yang di bintangi oleh :

• Jon Foo
• Kelly Overton
• Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
• Ian Anthony Dale
• Cung Le
• Darrin Dewitt Henson
• Luke Gossdan ramai lagi…

ni antara kostume yang tak sepatutnye...nampak macam hookers...nina williams suppose to look like an elegant assasins...with cool n sexy outfit...not like this purple crap!!..eww!!...

nak ikutkan byk nak komplen neh...pasal antagonis (kazuya n bapaknyer) yg tak brutal sgt......pasal karakter signature seperti King,paul & jack tak muncul dalam filem neh...mujur ader Raven,Eddie n Sape tah name Samurai mke cam hantu tuh...lupe lak...

Ape2 Pun Aku still x sabar nak tgk aksinya dia dalam TeKKEN nie…hoho ~ dulu memang zaman muder2 mmg minat men PS2....ahaks!!

Movie ini akan berada di pawagan pada bulan Ogos ini…selamat menonton

Kalu korang..siapa kah pilihan pelakon yg korang minat??

Keghairahan Pada Blog Sendiri

Siapa yang tidak merasa ghairah pada blog sendiri? Baik! Sila delete blog itu jika tak adakeghairahan langsung.. Haha.. Gurau jer.. Macam mana ek nak mentafsir keghairahan itu? Kena bernafsu habis ke dengan blog sendiri? Tak ghairah tak boleh ada blog la ek?

Er.. Aku selalu macam nie.. Sendiri bagi soalan, sendiri yang jawab! Ok sambung…

Ghairah.. Kalau mengikut bahasa kamusnya ianya bermaksud er…. Cari sendirilah! Malas la nak carik! Haha.. Tapi jika pemahaman yang senang bagi aku ialah – menyukai dengan bernafsu sungguh lah!

Contohnya macam mana en menteil?

1. Bangun tido bukak blog, nak tido bukak blog, sebelum pegi kelas bukak blog, nak pi solat jumaat pun kena bukak blog dulu..

2. Tiap-tiap hari nak update blog.. Bila tak dapat update jiwa mula kacau..

3. Bila idea takde nak update blog mulalah meracau.. Tak habis-habis tekan backspace jer bila menaip.. Hati tak senang sebab tak dapat update..

4. Bila dah kering sangat idea tu, berusaha pulak carik isu-isu semasa yang panas.. Tak kira halal haram, janji “boleh tarik trafik nie” katanya..

5. Isu panas takde pulak time nie.. Try bukak email tengok ada benda best tak yang boleh kongsi.. Janji ada update!

6. Tak jumpa jugak, “ishh!! tak boleh jadi nie.. kena update jugak.. ahhh!! Copy paste entry blog lain jer lah!!” Opss!! Ini keghairahan yang salah ok!

7. Bila dah penat update, mestilah nak bagi orang tengok.. Pegi mana-mana ping site, kasi ping la satu kali!

8. Ouh! Tak puas lagi.. Kasi kecoh sama facebook la pulak.. Kasi ramai lagi masuk!

9. Bila dah rasa cukup, mula lah asyik refresh jer dashboard bahagian admin, tengok adarespon pembaca ke tak.. Hehe..

10. Disebabkan mahu lagi respon, pegi pulak ke blog orang lain.. Kasi tinggal jejak dengan harapan dia pun membalas kunjungan..

11. Ouh.. Tak dapat respon yang baik.. Kaji balik kenapa dan mengapa.. Tengok apa yang kurang..

11. Setiap hari kena tengok pulak analytics google, WPStats, AWstats dan macam-macam stats lagilah! Buat perbandingan semua..

12. Ahh!! Stats yang agak mengecewakan.. Check pulak alexa rank tengok ada perubahan ke tak..

13. Huh! Tak mendatangkan hasil! Tukar theme la macam nie.. Kasi lagi fresh! Berjam-jam nak mencarik tema sesuai..

14. Tambah lagi berjam-jam nak tukar coding semua bagai.. Ishh!!

15. Bila tak dapat online boleh jadi hidup tak tentu arah.. Sampai termimpi-mimpi mahu berblogging.. Parah nie..

Mungkin ada banyak lagi yang boleh korang tambah.. Sebenarnya contoh diatas adalah aku sendiri .. Kecuali no. 6!

Bercerita perlu ke ada keghairahan pada blog sendiri.. Jawapan aku – ya! Kalau tak ada keghairahan itu mungkin kena kaji balik sebab apa penubuhan sesuatu blog itu..

Jika seseorang itu ghairah pada blog tapi tidak gilakan trafik, itu mustahil bagi aku.. Mahu memperlekehkan soal trafik kononnya cool! Haha.. .

“You know how easily and suddenly these things happen, beginning in playful teasing and ending in something a little warmer than friendship. You squeeze the slender arm which is passed through yours, you venture to take the little gloved hand, you say good night at absurd length in the shadow of the door. It is innocent and very interesting, love trying his wings in a first little flutter.” - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

hai! dh lame tak tgk movie,. kalo kat Penang dulu, selalu gak la, sebab selalu owg belanjer,. paling kelakar, mesti kna tgk cerita yang aku tgk,. ala, taste aku bukan tinggi pon,. jgn bawak aku tgk cerita ganaz2 sudah,. tak gemor kate orang perak,.

last time tgk Shrek,. latest tgk twilight,. walopon cte ni ader bunuh2 gak, sebab nk soh jadi ponti, tapi cte ni aku leh tgk,. sbb ader romantik2 sket,. kiikiki,. meh sini aku bg tau korang ape yg aku dapat tgk cte ni:

• ponti2 sume nak yang cun cun and hensem2 aje,. tak de pulak ponti yang muka ganas buruk,. kalo cte melayu, dh lama ader kesan darah(yang guna sos ) tak boleh blah punya,. tokey kilang sos pon sedih sbb sos yg dia buat kn buang macam tu aje,. ish3,.
• eh boleh pulak ponti berdating kat taman ye??
• time jacob kena bawak lari si Bella tu, wat penat je dukung,. dia kan boleh jadi serigala,. jadi la serigala, pastu bella tu tunggang la dia,. tak de la penat kena dukung,.
• ader gk la beberapa part yg dok cakaaaap je, sampai aku rasa "cte ni bile nk habis daaaaa"
• tapi positive part aku suka la,. hensem,. hensem n romantik tak boleh blah tu tak tahan,.
  
• part lawan2 pon bes gk walopon rasa macam pening tgk sbb bersimpang siur lawannye,. ahahaha,.

ok la, habis dh review,. overall, cte ni best! boleh la tahan,. emm, mungkin betul jugak apa yg kawan2 aku cakap, pegi panggung wayang, tgk cte english lagi berbaloi,. bukan apa, kadang2 cte melayu ni, tgk tajuk pon dh tau cte bes ke tak,. we pay, so we deserve something fun for ourselves,. till meet again! (nnt nk review cte melayu plak!)

Hidup Kadang2 Perlu Motivasi...,

aku jumpa benda ni,. ~benda la pulak,phase ni,. was like, even 1st time baca, terus jatuh cinta.. needs motivation day by day,. seriously..,

everybody needs motivation tau., regardless la ape pon,. in terms ofmoney(most important), kasih sayang (most most important), family(most most most important) and list goes on....,

ok2 baca kat bawah ni cepat!!! *sapa baca lambat kita panggil dia kura-kura., ahahahahahah*

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will.

You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts.

You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt.

Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts.

Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.


*ok, dah habis baca?? best tak??? sapa tak baca aku piat telinga!

Fakta..Hoho

1.Tahukah anda apabila 350ml air yang diambil dari sinki dan kemudiannya dituangkan ke dalam cerek yang mengandungi 150ml air suling dan dibiarkan terdedah kepada nyalaan api bersuhu 100 darjah celcius akan menghasilkan satu cecair yang dinamakan air masak.

2. Percayakah anda yang air sirap merupakan salah satu bahan asas dalam pembinaan sebuah helikopter. Ini kerana kajian telah dibuat, seorang pembina helikopter memerlukan air sirap untuk menghilangkan keletihan semasa membuat helikopter, tanpa air sirap mungkin helikopter tersebut tidak dapat disiapkan.

3. Sebuah kereta yang dipandu selaju 220 km/j tidak akan dapat memotong kereta yang dipandu selaju 40 km/j sekiranya kereta-kereta tersebut dipandu dari arah yang bertentangan

4. Tahukah Anda dalam bahasa Inggeris dan ….Italy…., jurugambar dikenali sebagai paparazzi. Perkataan itu dipercayai diambil dari watak paparazzo dalam filem La Dolce Vita yang diterbitkan oleh Federico Fellini pada tahun 1960. Dalam bahasa melayu pula, ayah kepada seorang budak yang bernama Razzi juga boleh dikenali dengan nama papa Razzi.

5. Tahukah Anda bendera negara Denmark telah dicipta 700 tahun lampau, menjadikan bendera paling lama digunakan di dunia lebih lama daripada penggunaan susu cap bendera.

6. Tahukah Anda magnet ialah sejenis logam yang juga digelar besi berani. Sebagaimana namanya magnet ialah besi yang berani menarik butir-butir besi lain kearahnya. Bagaimanapun orang yang diupah untuk menarik kereta bukanlah magnet.

7. Tahukah Anda cicak memutuskan ekornya apabila diganggu. Apabila cicak menyedari yang dia diekori oleh sesuatu, ia akan memutuskan ekornya supaya benda itu tidak mengekorinya lagi atas alasan tanpa ekor sudah tentu ia tidak akan diekori lagi.

8. Tahukan anda bahawa seorang manusia normal tidak boleh menyentuh telinganya sendiri menggunakan siku.

9. Tahukah Anda burung dapat pulang ke sarangnya walaupun telah keluar kadangkala hingga beribu kilometer daripada sarangnya tanpa sesat atau silap walaupun tanpa bantuan kompas. Ini kerana setiap sarang burung mempunyai alamatnya yang tersendiri sebenarnya.

10. Tahukah Anda bunyi perkataan lempeng dan tempeleng adalah hampir sama walaupun ia berbeza dari segi rupa bentuknya. Tapi, walaubagaimanapun orang yang kena tempeleng masih boleh memakan lempeng apabila dia berasa lapar.

11. Tahukah Anda gunung berapi yang berusia tiga ratus tahun disahkan masih aktif untuk meletup. Tapimengikut kajian ahli gunung, api elektrik di rumah kita tidak akan aktif jika tidak membayar bilnya selama tiga bulan.

12. Tahukah Anda orang yang tidak pernah kisah langsung tentang wang ringgit, pangkat, kedudukan dan harta dunia ialah Orang Utan.

13. Tahukah Anda ahli sains seluruh dunia bersepakat jika nasi ayam dimakan sewaktu lapar, perut kita akan mengalami satu tindakbalas yang berupa kekenyangan. Nasi ayam juga boleh digunakan sebagai ubat untuk menggembirakan hati kita bila nasi ayam yang dimakan itu dibelanja oleh kawan kita.

14. Dan tahukah anda bahawa hampir kesemua pembaca post ini telah mencuba untuk menyentuh telinga menggunakan siku?

(^^,) ~

Welcome Aboard ~

“Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity to complete what you were unable to finish yesterday. Be a self-starter. Let your first hour set the theme of success and positive action that is certain to echo through your entire day. Today will never happen again. Don't waste it with a false start or no start at all. You were not born to fail.”